Mind the little gift in the corner.
My Monty is turning one in a few weeks! I'm so happy for him!
I'm buying him a playground and a bird diaper.
How do you have a birthday party for a bird?
Simple.
Birthday Party
1. We'll all sing happy birthday!
2. Give Monty his cake, held together by lard and made up of raisins, seeds, and other little treats.
3. Let him tear open what he thinks is his presents and then hand him the REAL ones.
4. Give him several pencils to shred and Cuties to eat.
His birthday is May 16th, but my brother has his stupid baseball game then so we'll celebrate it on the 15th.
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