More Jokes From Lula The Talking Horse

Lula wants to share more jokes with you!

Katalina, Alfio's Pet

This is Katalina. She is very sweet, but can be self-centered and obnoxious. Of course, Alfio thinks she's perfect. She strongly dislikes Pudding. She is best friends with Lula.

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I know I'm going a little crazy with the Voki characters. I just love them. 

Madame Fuji Needs Your Help!

Madame Fuji is going all the way to New York to give a speech she's not prepared for! She's way too rude. Give her advice by commenting below!

Alberto, The Dad

This is Alberto, the father. Alberto likes reading, baking, his family, surgery, Katalina, and Lula. he dislikes Pudding. It seems everybody dislikes Pudding except for Alessia.

Alfio, Owner Of Katalina

This is Alfio. He is sixteen years old and he plays the guitar. Alfio owns Katalina, Pudding's nemesis. Alfio is is a C student who only does just enough. He thinks of Alessia as a distraction, because he was the center of attention before she came along when he was eleven. Alfio does not like Pudding because he ate Alfio's homework multiple times.

Alessia, Pudding's Owner(She Is Japanese, Since She Was Adopted)

Alessia is Madame Fuji's Daughter. She is thirteen years old, and was adopted from England at the age of eight. She loves to learn all about her culture. Alessia is a A student. She loves art, Tempura, Animal Planet, Lula the horse, her brother's cat Katalina, and most of all, her dog, Pudding.

Madame Fuji's Daughter's Dog, Pudding

This is Pudding. Pudding likes Goldfish Crackers, Toilets, his owner Alessia, and Victorious. Pudding is a very blinged up bulldog, with only a face a thirteen-year-old girl could love. Alessia will talk to you later.

I Want An Animal!

I just learned that a Portuguese Water Dog is hypoallergenic!
Also, a Siberian Cat is close to being hypoallergenic!


Ohhhhhh, even though a  Portuguese Water Dog is hypoallergenic, my mother probably will still say no until we are older.

Because WHO'S GONNA WALK THE DOG?

My brother and I are not allowed to go outside by ourselves, or walk to someone's house by ourselves.



I long for you!


And Now A Few Words From Madame Fuji's Pet Horse, Lula, who never gives her name.

It's down there.




































Lula

Tooth Story (Warning, Nasty Story!)

The shark fin-looking adult tooth in the bottom of my mouth is loose and whenever I bite into something it hurts. There is no blood, but I want it to stay in my mouth.

When I was about eight, a front top tooth was loose because I had bit into something that was too thick, and it was bothering the egg cream out of me. One day I couldn't take it anymore.While I was watching TV in my room, and wiggling my bloody tooth with a napkin I got up and stood in front of my bathroom mirror and yanked it right out. It hurt intensely for about five seconds, but then it stopped. There was a pink, bloody crater in my mouth where my baby tooth used to be.

Then again, when I was nine, at another school, my mom had packed me some nasty gluten free sticky grape fruit bar, and when I bit on it I shoved the tooth in the wrong direction, and it became loose. I'd already lost so many teeth and wasn't sure if this one was an adult or a baby. The next day after school, once again I yanked it out of my mouth. Ha, that tooth was only loose for about thirty-four hours! Again, there was a bloody pink crater. Only this time it was a bottom tooth. After I washed my hands, I put on sterile gloves because I love to put my finger in the crater to see if the meat is tender. If it is, I stop touching it.